No I look like im dead when I'm asleep apparently
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
bothh?
3. What’s your worst fear?
uhhhh Those nasty spiders getting all up in my face
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
I built that shit like it was my job
5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
alrigh
6. Do you chew on your straws?
I eat them for breakfast
7. Were you a cute baby?
I was the spawn of Satan
8. Is the single life for you?
going good so far
9. What colour is your keyboard?
black
10. Do your sing in the shower?
no
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
It sounds intriguing to me,but no I havn't
12. Any secret talents?
I'm great at hiding,
I'm proud of myself.
13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Uhh somewhere warm with many doges
14. Can you swim?
yes
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
wut
17. Do you care about the ozone?
no not really
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
i can try
20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
yes and its nasty
21. Are you a single child?
no I'm stuck with a moronic wanker
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
manual ones of course
23. What’s your stand on hunting?
ueehheuh
24. Is marriage in your future?
Im already married Jeez
25. Do you like your handwriting?
Depends, it varies.
26. What are you allergic to?
nothing, im invincible
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
Oh god uhuhuhhhhhhhhhh last I remember me saying it was when I was a small kid
28. Is Tupac still alive?
idk
29. Do you cry at weddings?
no
30. How do you like your eggs?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
31. Are blondes dumb?
depends on the person not the hair
32. Where does the other sock end up?
Get your cryptic codes away from me
33. What time is it?
Time for me to stop doing this but neh
4. Do you have a nickname?
many
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
iz alrigh
36. When was the last time you were in a car?
A few hours ago
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
both
38. Is Santa Claus real?
Yes hes in my basement
39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
I have 7 necks which one are we on about?
40. Are you afraid of the dark?
nah
41. What are you addicted to?
Alot things that are probably unhealthy to be addicted too.
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
creamy ploz
43. Can you crack your neck?
ye
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
ye
45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once since I'm such a rebel
46. Is drug free the way to be?
I guesss
47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
No I can sense all who dare to wounder into my domain
48. What colour are your eyes?
gray-blue
50. Do you like your life?
iz alrigh
51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
The rock fo sur
52. Are you psychic
That was supposed to be kept a secret
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
nuh
54. Do you play any instruments?
Uhh I did play the recorder when I was young. Played guitar for a year and gave up but im pretty snazy on the triangle
55. Have you ever stolen money?
Uhhhhh
56. Can you snowboard?
nuh
57. Do you like camping?
hell ye
58. Do you snort when you laugh?
no
59. Do you believe in magic?
nope
60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Yesssssssssssssssssssssss
61. You believe in divorce?
yuh
62. Can you do the moonwalk?
ye. Dance classes taught me well
63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
sometimes
64. Is it cold outside today?
hell ye
65. What was the last thing you ate?
some biscuits
66. Do you wear nail polish?
nope
67. Have you ever been kissed?.
noope
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
that ''go compare'' twat
69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
what
70. Favorite song at the moment?
Thomas the Tank engine theme song
71. Do you like your job?
dun have one
72. Do you like your classes in school?
uhhhhhhh only like 2 tbh
73. How do you like your meat cooked?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) naughty~
74. Do you like these surveys.
yeh i guess
75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
nope